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By Simon Rich

In Ant Farm, former Harvard Lampoon president Simon wealthy unearths humor in a few very outstanding locations. Armed with a pointy eye for the absurd and an overpowering experience of doom, wealthy explores the ridiculousness of our daily lives. the realm, he concludes, is a hopelessly terrifying place–with unending comedian potential.

–If your female friend provides a few “love coupons” after which breaks up with you, are the coupons nonetheless valid?

–What type of functionality strain does an endangered male panda suppose whilst his captors carry the final final girl panda to his cage?

–If murderers can get into heaven by means of accepting Jesus, simply how awkward is it once they run into their victims?

Join Simon wealthy as he explores the intense and hilarious desperation that is living in usual lifestyles, from cradle to grave.

"Hilarious." –Jon Stewart

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